featuring the PTA meeting:
lauren leilani, rachel martinez, keren verker, mike95, sarah green, owen, jess and sean
lyrics
swear to god i could take them
yeah i know its five to one
no i aint got no handgun
another terrible idea
'where you goin' without your purse?'
oh my god, it just gets worse
they wanna beat on a landline
they wanna do what their daddy done
i know that if i could stand mine
they wouldn't have been the only ones
and mom they're handing me problems
wanna take me for my sex
i don't know about that yet
another terrible idea
why'd they go and stop me now?
just came out to get put down
they votin' me for the prom queen
like that'll hurt any more than before
so if im goin to come clean
wanna see how it feels
to be the one in the heels
'called all of you here today
with refunds and a few choice words to say
the assailant done and sailed
im hopin that he held out till all diplomacy failed
we're not really taking sides on anything
so not to offend or bend on yr bed springs
its never anything that i figured out
separatin' church and school and kids can be so cruel
hate to see the world beat up on a girl or beautiful fool
you got your composure now that its over
did you get your closure? no?'
mom you promised me ice cream
mom you promised me water slides
mom i got home alright tonight
mom i got home alright tonight